Author: superjonbot

After catching and releasing 3 groundhogs in the past month, decided to put her plants in cages instead. #diyplanter #woodworking #weekendproject #igiveup

After catching and releasing 3 groundhogs in the past month, decided my energy is better spent putting Wighanda’s plants in cages instead!

#diyplanter #woodworking #weekendproject #igiveup

Not sure if these are Cherry Blossoms but What’ever!, they are close enough to skip a trek to a festival of adults dressed as 10yr old Japanese girls. #SukuraMitsuriIsOverRated

How I stop my daughter Instantly from being mad or sad… Point a camera at her!

Sooooo… you are going to inject me where!?!
Anxiety at the dentist office got nothing on this!

#SSHL #nyulangone

But If I didn’t have little kids, I think I would have had a big glowing “WTF!” In the window to sum up the past few years.

And not a minute too early! My boss’s boss just informed us yesterday our WFH situation is permanent!! Woooohooo!

#justintime

Going out, me to my daughter: If you don’t want to look like that then don’t lose your gloves! Coming home, my son to me: Daddy, can you put my gloves somewhere safe.

Ummmmm… Who’s the millennial thats been teaching my son how to take photos?!?

I’ve perfected hiding the ice cream from the kids, so much so that I can now eat it in plain sight #ninjadad

5 years ago these screens were a foot further from my face. At this rate they’ll be behind my head pretty soon

#eyesight #programming #developer #wheremyVRat

YAY! Holidays are over and I can finally put away the kids’ reindeer art that always makes me feel like I’m failing a psychological test.

#sothisischristmas

( yes, my daughter was crying here because she needed to open presents, ASAP! )

Life without changing a diaper ever again is so close, I can SMELL IT!