Author: superjonbot

Till two toddlers burn the house down because they want to see Santa again! #whatif #riveredge

Trading pizza rats, roaches, and one legged pigeons for deer, turkeys, and foxes. And after lifetime in NYC, just now finding out how accurate the term “skunk weed” really is

#newhome #riveredge #newjersey

Just in case we get that 10% of bad movers from this 4.5 star moving company. #moving

After 7 months of wearing tees, I’m soon going to be finally breaking out a collar shirt from its dry cleaning bag!!! #wfh #halloween #blippi #pandemic #2020 #workclothes

At some point he’ll catch on that I’ve been bringing him to a bike rack and not a little playground. #nyclife

I have one more month of calling myself a “Lifelong New Yorker”… and the smiles on these faces obliterate any sadness in that!

#suburbiabound

@ my lawyer’s office for the first time. They sounded so professional on the phone.

#hellyeahfilteritsamuthafuckinpandemicyo #ridgewoodnj

So looks like we joined the mystery seeds from China club! Soooo, is there a market for this on eBay yet?

Why is the realization, “I’m in way over my head” always after the point of no return? :/

#bettereaseoffthecoffee #pooplife #timeforyoutube

Today’s project: stairs for the kids bunk bed. Will soon see if it survives two destructive daredevils though.

In case you thought you’d spend a day and half running adobe’s facial recognition on say around 32,000 photos… save your electricity!

Hello summer WFH setup! Ok, it’s more like watching the kids and unmuting to agree every now and then.

I know everyone’s been getting their packages late… but dang yo!?! #may2020

Good news: My 9mo old daughter learned to stand today. Bad news: My 2yr old son will teach her indoor parkour tomorrow.

Getting the #Covid-19 test at #aqueductracetrack #queens #nyc https://youtu.be/oyzpvEEYIHQ

Starting to really like my makeshift #wfh desk situation. Will have to come up w/something less ghetto once this is all over. (Yes, those weights are the only thing keeping it from falling apart) #coronavirus #2020 #covid_19

#Coronavirus ain’t gonna stop me from #HappyHour ! #quarantinebreak #2020