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“Why the hell are all the cyclists riding in the middle of the street!?!”, said the pedestrian after he walked to his car. #nycbikelane

(oh no, I didn’t mean this world)

I learned today while running at a point in the path where you are completely by yourself… it’s deeply satisfying to let out a little audible cry of pain.

(If he wasn’t a billionaire and his trauma was much much worse)

First run after my sprained ankle is feeling 100%, just remembered, I don’t like this.

Puppy clockin’ me out a car window today. I’m like, “You ain’t my dawg!” Nahahmean.

#destoyerofchildhooddreams

Yeah, it’s random place where you can end up after too many drinks. Idk… Help!

I don’t care what people think, I will call you Keanu for my own geeky ass reasons “pun intended”