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Good morning

The time has come to place the matrix of leadership into Optimus… errrr I mean to put my bike battery back in.

Birfday Steakeses @ Quality Meats

Bone marrow @ Quality Meats

This guy put his iPad on the floor while he was on the can, doesn’t he know the science of man piss splitter splatter?

It bothers me slightly that I ordered the blade for my clippers from a pet supply store. I don’t have a pet.

@ a taping for JOHN OLIVER’s stand up

Solid sashimi however the cuts are quite anemic making this place quite overpriced

I’m either doing something wrong or the subtitles in this movie really suck. Owell, next movie.

DO NOT DISTURB. Alcohol+Apple keynote, nuff said.

Half a leftover sandwich+free bagel at work=breakfast masterpiece

randomly @the Levi’s shoe design dept… Yeah I know, they make shoes!?!?!

the tv repair guy is all up like Tron in that motherfucker.

I better start being more professional before I get into trouble